Sunday, February 04, 2007

Secrets



I was asked to post ten things about myself that I've never told anyone. Not really sure that I should. I rather like having secrets. But...


1. I'm a habitual weigher. I weigh myself at least 4 times a day.

2. While growing up, despite being "popular," I always felt extremely lonely.

3. I tell everyone that I never wonder who my biological parents are. The truth is...I do.

4. Sometimes I tell myself that my brother didn't really drown. That instead he's living somewhere far away and one day he'll come back home.

5. The first time I heard the word fuck spoken was from my very proper, conservative, Bible-thumping Grandmother's mouth when she was cursing my loving Grandfather for not taking the garbage out. She didn't know I was listening.

6. I've only been stoned three times. But I continually long for the feeling of it. I suppose it's escape that I crave.

7. In college, a good friend and I would sneak out and do some heavy-duty making out at the drive-in that showed skin flicks late at night. We were both seeing other people at the time. They never found out.

8. I stopped nursing my infant child not because my milk wouldn't come in, but because his sucking aroused me to the point of orgasm and I felt too ashamed about it.

9. Not a single day goes by that I don't think about tossing my whole career away and starting over in another field.

10. I still love him.

10 comments:

Mad William said...

Oh My!
Thanks for sharing.

southernfemme said...

Sigh. Was I supposed to feel better after sharing those things?

Mad William said...

I meant that in a good way.

Neil said...

I missed out on the whole drive-in experience. Did anyone ever watch the movie at these things?

southernfemme said...

No.

Frankly, Scarlett said...

OK - the heartbreaking:
#3. Awwww
#4. Heartbreaking :-(
#10. Oh how I can relate

BIG HUG

And the hillarious:
LOL - I'm sorry to snicker at your secret but...
#8. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - I can totally see this happening to me one day!

Anonymous said...

I don't love her.
Lx

Lx said...

femme, is this blog "off the market" then? or will you still be posting?

Plantation said...

Am I allowed to leave a comment?

southernfemme said...

Of course you are allowed to comment.